Here are some of the funniest and wittiest motivational one-liners that will win over the most die-hard cynic. Enjoy!
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” Elvis Presley
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will Rogers
“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” Jason Love
“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” Franklin P. Jones
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” Ron White
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Eddison
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” Unknown
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” Audrey Hepburn
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” Robert Bloch
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” Marilyn Monroe
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” Terry Pratchett
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” Unknown
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