If you are looking for some good humour that you will love to read over and over, then take a browse through these.
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” ~ Mark Twain
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” ~ Dalai Lama
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” ~ Dennis Wholey
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” ~ Will Rogers
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” ~ Norman Wisdom
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” ~ Billy Connolly
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ~ George Carlin
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ~ Charlie Chaplin
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” ~ Phyllis Diller
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” ~ Mark Twain
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” ~ Prince Philip
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