Step Brothers Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

Step Brothers is a classic comedy which follows two immature adults (Will Farrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married. Here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie.

1.) “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

2.) “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback

3.) “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

 

4.) “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

 

5.) “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

 

6.) “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff

 

7.) “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff

8.) “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

 

9.) “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

10.) “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

11.) “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

12.) “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

13.) “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

14.) “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

15.) “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.” — Brennan Huff

16.) “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff

17.) “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

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Funny and Surprisingly Relatable Quotes About Reading

Here is a list of some of the funniest and relatable quotes about reading books, since face it, almost every bookworm will smile, chuckle, or even laugh out loud as they read this list.

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted… by other books.

If my book is open, your mouth should be closed.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading. Please don’t need me.

I enjoy long, romantic walks through the bookstore…

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down on you.

How to shop with a bookworm:

1. Enter the store
2. Keep eyes on your bookworm at all times
3. Wow ok you lost them
4. They’re gone forever now

Apparently, reading during lunch and ignoring others is considered “rude”.

Anyone who has time to clean, is not reading nearly enough.

I’m not addicted to reading. I can stop as soon as I finish the next chapter.

Bookworm problem: Laughing out loud while reading a book in public place and getting funny looks from the other people.

*Losing your bookmark in your sheets while reading in bed*

Can’t get out of bed.

Send help…

Or books!

Yeah, just send BOOKS!

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.

When a character does something really stupid or embarrassing, I have to close the book and breathe for a second because I can feel their embarrassment.

*That moment at 3am when you whisper to yourself, “I need to stop…” as you turn the page*

I do not want to just read books; I want to climb inside them and live there.

If you’re going to binge, literature is definitely the way to do it.

When you’re halfway through a book and come to a plot twist at 1am… I don’t need sleep! I need answers!

People who say that I’m hard to shop for must not know where to buy books.

Friend: Are you finished with this book?

Me: Physically? Yes.

Me: Emotionally? Stares into distances Never…

*That major sleep disorder you have called “Reading”.*

Just in case things get boring, I’m bringing a book.

I was the kid who got in trouble for reading past her bedtime and for reading when the teacher was talking.

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Saturday Night Live: Making America laugh for over 40 years

There are few more staples on American television than Saturday Night Live. For over 40 years it has been entertaining viewers across the country and has become a breeding ground for some of America’s most famous comedic talent.

The show was created by Lorne Michels, who was also the show’s first head writer alongside Michael O’Donoghue.

Saturday Night Live – or SNL as it has been abbreviated to over the years – immediately struck chord with viewers as it lampooned politicians and well-known public figures in a series of monologues, stand-up routines.

The show first aired on October 11, 1975 and its first cast included now-familiar names like  Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who would go to start in the Blues Brothers movie a few years later, Chevy Chase, who would appear in a number of comedy movies, and Jane Curtin, who found fame with Kate and Allie and later Third Rock from The Sun.

During its 43-year run, the show has been filmed at the NBC studio at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York. It has so far aired 858 episodes and is currently in its 44th season.

Ratings for Saturday Night Live were not available until the late 1980s, although the show was already hugely popular by then. Viewing figures reached their peak between 1991 and 1993 when an average of over 12 million people tuned in each week. They dipped somewhat after that as competing shows and platforms ate into their ratings and their figures dipped to below 7 million for the first time in 2008.

However, given the prevalence of the internet and sites such as YouTube, SNL has rallied in recent years and still enjoys relatively healthy ratings of over 8 million.

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Laughing your way to better health

We’ve all heard it said that laughter is the best medicine, and although that may not be scientifically true, having a good giggle has definite health benefits. OK, so it’s a bit of a no-brainer that laughing makes you feel better and it’s the one contagious condition you don’t mind catching.

Whoever’s job it was to study laughter obviously had a good day, but they came up with some interesting findings. For a start, laughing relaxes your body by easing muscle tension and you can feel relaxed for almost an hour after a good chuckle.

There are long-term benefits to laughing too. It can actually help your body fight diseases by boosting your immune system. It does this by getting rid of stress hormones and building immune cells and antibodies.

Obviously, laughter puts a smile on your face, but there is a scientific reason behind this too. Giggling release endorphins, which are the chemicals which make us feel good

Laughter can make you leaner too by burning calories. Laughing for a quarter of an hour can torch as many as 50 calories. Hardly the fast track to a beach body, but, you know, every little thing helps.

Chuckling is good for your heart too and it can increase blood flow, meaning it can help battle heart disease and lower your risk of a heart attack.

There are big social benefits to laughing too as it can help bond groups together and diffuse tensions. It will also make it easier to make friends as you will appear more appealing to others.

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