Step Brothers Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

Step Brothers is a classic comedy which follows two immature adults (Will Farrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married. Here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie.

1.) “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

2.) “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback

3.) “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

 

4.) “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

 

5.) “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

 

6.) “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff

 

7.) “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff

8.) “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

 

9.) “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

10.) “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

11.) “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

12.) “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

13.) “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

14.) “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

15.) “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.” — Brennan Huff

16.) “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff

17.) “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

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